Barnsley are defo trying to sell one player and buy another player (he has feet)* and that that player has not one but TWO names - one names comes after the other, so my contact tells me - I've already said too much...you're all welcome, though, for this supersecret top info. That's all I can say. *trying to confirm this with my super secret insider.
There are known knowns, known unknowns and unknown knowns. I don't know if there are unknown unknowns. That's all I know.
Last few summers it's been uncanny how many times a player leaving was close to a player joining to hide the loss of a player with a new one joining. I expect the same this pre season.
And Sting and Bono and Prince and Madonna and Pale and Morrissey. Heaven knows I'm miserable now after that news.
I wouldn't post any spoof threads about potential transfers on here if I were you... the 'comedy' police will be after you as apparently it's not very funny at all. Shhhhhh!!!
You build yourself up thinking there's going to be a signing. You get the lube out and the whipped cream then it's a false alarm. Gutting.