Ladies first.... The gentleman’s way of saying ‘let me follow you and look at your arse’ for centuries...
True story: Many years ago, the company I worked for sold 2 electronic fault diagnosis products, the Digital Troubleshooter and the Analogue Troubleshooter. One of our far eastern distributors, with limited English, used to talk excitedly about the great success he was having with his Anal Troubleshooter....
True story that happened a few weeks ago, booked a 3 night break in Ibiza and it’s a hotel that we’ve used a number of times before so I have the mobile number of the lady that runs the hotel. I rang her to check dates were available, which they were, I said I’d confirm everything via text msg later that day, ladies name is Ana, My text read, “Thanks Anal, we’d like to book those dates please, see you when we get there,” Didn’t spot the error until I’d sent it, bloody predictive text eh!
Oh mate, my Mrs nearly wet herself with laughing, we’ve literally got back today and I was dreading it cropping up while we were there,