Anyone want to swap bum jokes

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  1. jax2

    jax2 Well-Known Member

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    I've got piles.
     
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    Crack on
     
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    Artisan-baker-red Well-Known Member

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    Stop arse-ing around!
    This thread is shìte
     
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    Cheeky
     
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    Farnham_Red Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    wow this thread is really scraping the bottom of the barrel
     
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    Ladies first....

    The gentleman’s way of saying ‘let me follow you and look at your arse’ for centuries...
     
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    I'll have to analyse this thread.
     
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    Gis a ring
     
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    Don't get arsey about the lack of replies.
     
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    This thread may get bumped in 12 months time
     
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    Stinks this
     
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    It Sphincter high hell.
     
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    True story: Many years ago, the company I worked for sold 2 electronic fault diagnosis products, the Digital Troubleshooter and the Analogue Troubleshooter. One of our far eastern distributors, with limited English, used to talk excitedly about the great success he was having with his Anal Troubleshooter....
     
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  14. Jack Tatty

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    My wife's backside is like a peach



    Hairy and makes a terrible yoghurt.
     
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    True story that happened a few weeks ago, booked a 3 night break in Ibiza and it’s a hotel that we’ve used a number of times before so I have the mobile number of the lady that runs the hotel. I rang her to check dates were available, which they were, I said I’d confirm everything via text msg later that day, ladies name is Ana,
    My text read, “Thanks Anal, we’d like to book those dates please, see you when we get there,”
    Didn’t spot the error until I’d sent it,
    bloody predictive text eh!
     
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    Bet you felt like you had hit rock bottom with that text
     
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    Oh mate, my Mrs nearly wet herself with laughing, we’ve literally got back today and I was dreading it cropping up while we were there, :D
     
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    The valley of our souls.
     
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    Reminds me of a song we used to sing
    “Skip to me loo my Darling “
    It was a crap song
     
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    Captions at your leasure

    Kinder Suprise already taken

     
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