Of famous people. Cherry Chavapravatdumrong Doug E. Doug Bernt Haas Neville Neville Summin to think about til our next signing perhaps.
Wife's cousin who lives in Florida, married a bloke called Alvin Alvin. Cruel of Mr and Mrs Thyme to call their son Justin.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present the best name ever for a footballer. Coming from Portugal/Cape Verde and just signed for Sintrense (from Mafra): https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/kiki-ballack/profil/spieler/339475
She should have changed her surname to Steven (or Stephen). Hello, I'm Steven Bridget and this is my wife Bridget Steven.
One of my classmates, at school, was called Steven Turd. Poor lad. Not seen him for years until I dropped on him in Aldi last year. I said, "Turdy! Long time no see Steve, old mate". He said "Please don't call me that. I changed my name by deed poll when I was 18". "I'm not surprised", I said, "So what's your name now?". He said, "I am now called David. David Turd".
Remembered the old Ken Dodd joke about the American Country singer Conway Twitty. Doddy always claimed that he had married a lass called Kitty.
I've just got home with Fish and Chips.....our lass still regrets letting me choose the names for our twins