Just a thought & twist before Saturday!?!

Cheers for praising my strong work ethic and excellent hygiene in doubting I’m not familiar with showering and working. I can only apologise to Barnsley fc for ruining our chances of signing players by not using words like ‘c u’.
Enjoy your wealth! Though I worry about your business acumen if you’re salaried £160k in a business you own.
Ps this significantly more of a life that yoooeeww character is giving George Spicer a run for his money, although giving it the name ‘Richie rich’ is a bit on the nose.

 

Go on then one more...... if you look up the word ‘separate’ that kind of hints that the business & salaried position are ‘separate’ ..... clue in the text!!? I’m a silent partner (you wouldn’t understand) I was trying to simplify things for you. Funny tho (sorry ...though) as the business is actually a Chartered Accountancy Practice so do have a bit of an idea to what you are referring (can’t take any dividends as earn TOO much & end up paying 50% tax so just leave it mounting up so I can keep practicing my maths so will soon be upto ur (sorry...your level)....... No more now, I’m busy!

 

An accountant that can’t divide 8 by 3! Can you take the time out of your hectic LIFE to share the name of the practice so I know where to avoid if I don’t want to end up in jail please?

 

Hahahahaha, best post i’ve seen on this forum. Made better only by the fact that your name on here is ‘Rich’ which I hope is in reference to your ‘salary’ and isn’t your name.

 

Swiss cheese.

 

This really is the last one....... 3rd time ..... listen carefully (you are only proving my point here!) ......I AM NOT AN ACCOUNTANT...... the business I own are accountants....... I do a completely (wait for it, that word again) ‘SEPARATE’ job?!?! Get it?!? I just happen to own a business too?!? Please say you understand now!! ......don’t worry yourself with using us, I doubt you have anything to account anyway & couldn’t afford our fees.

 

Welcome to the BBS Rich.

 

Can you please explain this in a way that the man on the Clapham omnibus might understand? Are you saying you’re an accountant rather than a business owner?

 

Some reyt bellendery going on here...

 

I'm looking for a dodgy accountant. Any chance?

 

Sounds a robust model. A non qualified owned accountancy firm that charges fees people can't afford. Recession proof for sure. Good job you've a 6 figure salary for part time work.

 

I wouldn't want him back, and even if we did sign him it wouldn't be much of a twist, what with him being ineligible to play etc ....

 

Brilliant post. Can tell we're in the school holidays.

 

Once a snake ALWAYS a snake!

 

Folk can say what they want but if Sammy snake did rejoin the first goal he slammed in they'd be like the rest in the stadium on their feet chanting and cheering.. And if his goals led to a bsly win each week most would be singing his praises.. The ponte would be singing his name.week in week out... We can all sit there and jump on the band wagon and shout from the roof tops... But when shove becomes push a bsly goal/win.. we will take it no matter who scores it.. Yes he left under a cloud,he hasn't acted in the spirit or manner you would expect... when he left and also returned..that said neither did some of our supporters.. . So maybe his goal celebration was a two fingered salute to them... His photo signing release on the day of Rimmos funeral was in bad taste and rubbed salt into the wound of losing him to Wednesday for many..
I'm not defending him although it may read like it.. Two sides to every story... On his day a game winner.. Wouldn't cost the earth would fit into the system we play and putting every thing to one side would be a good addition to the squad playing wise.. . Don't know about his attitude though... Cloud over that one if rumour is to be believed

 

Dead, Will you buy me a ticket for Saturday mate?

 

I need to get myself a life. Having just read all this, I think I need to get a couple...

 

Seriously Rich If you joined for a laugh 8 months ago why not join in with some of the banter. Instead of telling most people to get a life. And trying to impress everyone with your standing. We all have our differences but you will not endear
yourself with those retorts. Assuming you are not a wum.
You could also have not Joined and just viewed.

 

Well, that was an interesting thread to read. Something doesn't add up though(pun intended!). I know plenty of folk who run their own business(I did myself for a while, too), and to a man the one thing they all have in common is no matter how well they are doing, how much money they are earning, none of them will ever admit it. If you ask them, how's business? They will tell you it's *****. So, due to this experience, I'm calling "chinny" on Rich's wage claims...

 

Rich what’s going on mate? There must be something going wrong in your life that you have to come on an internet message board and brag about how much you’re earning and how lovely your job is?

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