Pig's banter

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  1. Poet

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    Yes.
     
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    Poet Well-Known Member

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    Thanks for the heads up but I'll avoid it. Depressingly unfunny waste of a couple of minutes of my life.
     
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    To be fair the posh n becks was quite funny
     
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    To be honest reading it, it is no different from half the crap written on here about other team's fans. From reading the BBS alone you would get the impression that all Leeds, Blades and Owls fans are totally arrogant and deluded etc... got pals that follow all those teams and none are as they're portrayed on here.

    It's just a bit of fun and we dish it out just as much.
     
  6. Ton

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    I thought it was absolutely hilarious!!! Typical Dee-dahs though,,,,,no idea of the price of scrap
     
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    Ahhh Sheffield, home of the promiscuouse mothers & incestuous fathers.
     
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    I'll tell you what's proper funny, listening to Mark the Pitsmoor Owl on Radio Sheffield, Its like listening to a script from the old goone show.
     
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    They'll have no need to hide their sisters and daughters when we come to town as they usually keep them locked in their cellars regardless...
     
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    Sheff Wed Lass turns up at Hillsborough with ten kids, local press sez, do you know all their names,

    We call them all Boris, that way r shart Boris and they all cum running,

    Local press sez well what if you only want one of em,

    Thats easy she sez, i use their surname.
     
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    Whats the difference between a sell out Hillsborough, and an Hedgehog.

    All the Pricks are on the outside of an Hedgehog.
     
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    Love that
     
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    I love this stereotype from a group of fans that live in places like Pittsmoor and Manor Top. Sniggering like they live in a beautiful place with people far more inbred than they deem us.

    They have far more less privileged people living in certain areas than we do. You can name far more worse places in Sheffield than good.

    Missus has had to travel their a fair bit to deal with tenants through work and she’s never met people like it. Chavy scruffy scumbags in god awful areas

    Always makes me laugh when they look down their noses at us
     
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    I don't really blame them for taking the mick. I'd like to think if we were European Champions elect, with hot running water and central heating throughout the town, not to mention them new fangled horseless carriages and streetlights,,,,,,,,
    Well,,, we'd do the same wouldn't we??
     
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    just one more,

    How does tha stop a Wendy's fan from Masterbating,

    Paint a Barnsley logo on his manhood, and he wont beat it for years
     
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    *Mork the Pitsmoor Owl
     
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    All l see from the replies to the ticket fiasco on twitter is comments from pigs about the boycott.. "so much for the boycott etc etc"

    Having only sold 2000 4/5 days before the game I'd say a lot have boycotted it, we took more to Pompey last season.
     
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    Sheffield wife serves her Sheffield husband his lunch

    Sheffield Husband.. "where's the vegetables"
    Sheffield wife .... " Still in school"
     

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