Pube shaving advice

A couple of years ago I decided to join the 2010’s and began shaving the old **** and balls.

My question is - at what point do you stop? As I get older I get hairier, and consequently the demarcation between shaven area and rest of body becomes starker. Trimming the remaining area with scissors slightly reduces the impact of this, but it’s hardly a seamless transition.

Appreciate any words of wisdom on this, plus advice on how to stop the base of the **** looking and feeling like a pineapple after a few days.

Also - at what age do you just say ‘f.ck it’ and leave yourself to the whim of nature? I often ask myself - what would George Spicer do?

 

Men.... what happened!

 

Number 2 all over?

 

Only if he sh1t5 himself in the process

 

No, it didn’t make me sh@t myself...

 

Jeez. What you been drinking?

 

It’s not entirely a serious post.

 

I gathered... But you still want answers?

 

I’ll probably sleep tonight without any serious advice.

 

Dirty protest

 

OK well just in case... I'd recommend using clippers as opposed to shaving bald, you'll not get the itching and prickly-ness.

Hope this helps

 

My sack looked like Bob Carolgees tash so l gave it the Bic all over, word of warning though - don't try and tea bag your missus two weeks later, like sucking a hedgehog.

 

I only do it to make the old man look bigger, but even that fails

 

Trim rather than shave.

 

Chop mine regularly other wise they end up looking look like a pair from the jackson 5

https://images.app.goo.gl/T4ZArRJ6v9cerWue7

 

This is disgusting why have you posted this serious or not on a football forum

 

Absolute filth, remove it at once.

 

This is not and never has been a football forum. It is a forum that aims to attract Barnsley FC supporters, but not necessarily to talk about football. It's not exclusive membership either, you don't have to support Barnsley to join, supporters of other clubs are welcome. You don't even have to like football to post on here, it's open to everyone.

In its golden era when every single day there were literally hundreds of new threads and thousands of new individual posts, very, very few were about football.

Social media has taken off since then and I doubt this forum will ever get that sort of traffic again, but it still does OK considering all the alternatives out there.

But it's still not a football forum, it's driven by its members with no rules on subject matter in place other than to not abuse other members, which this post does not.

It's also not disgusting, you thinking that does not make it so.

And in answer to the OP: I can't help, I remain au naturel. You think I've got a hairy barnet, well that's nowt.

 

I’ve now been doing this for many years. I did a post on it around the year 2009.

I do masterclasses at my house if you fancy it.

George Spicer was here last week.

I’ll stick your name down. Bring a towel some really nice shave balm and a small mirror which has the magnified, B Side, you’ll definitely need that, most people don’t like.

 

Scissors??

Are you f ucking mental?

One slip and it’s all over

Beard trimmer first cut then a tidy up with a razor. That’s what George would do.