Pube shaving advice

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  1. pompey_red

    pompey_red Well-Known Member

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    where do you stand on the issue of shaving foam...too much and the old man might be hidden, too little and the shave might be a little harsh..... what a conundrum to have
     
    pompey_red, Aug 9, 2019
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    Julian Broddle's Perm Well-Known Member

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    If you're referring to the bum hair, that is a very tricky operation.
     
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    Chill out sunshine it’s only talk of meyt n 2 balls......
     
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    This is disgusting, why have you posted this response on the BBS.
     
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    Trimmers are a bit dangerous from experience. Nothing lethal but they can have a little nibble if you're not careful.
     
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    Terry Nutkins Well-Known Member

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    I did that once and shaved my entire balls off.

    They grew back like. You just look a bit daft for a few months.

    HTH.
     
    Terry Nutkins, Aug 9, 2019
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    I'm on my third pair mate.
     
    TitusMagee, Aug 9, 2019
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    The only option is to bic your entire body.
     
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    Julian Broddle's Perm Well-Known Member

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    Fair point, but nowhere near as lethal as someone's above suggestion of taking a Bic to the ballbag. One little nick and it just seems to bleed forever.
    For that very reason, I once had to go out with a full kitchen roll stuffed down my boxers.
    Mind, after some admiring glances and racey comments, I now do that all the time.
     
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    TitusMagee Well-Known Member

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    Yeah that's a step too far for me. I'll stick to the old braun trimmer and a steady hand. And not sneezing.
     
    TitusMagee, Aug 9, 2019
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    Julian Broddle's Perm Well-Known Member

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    Few months???!!!
    Just pack a bit of compost behind the old gentleman sausage and within a fortnight a new set will be blooming.
    They actually do a specific Fisons one called 'Grow A Pair'.
     
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    I remember when threads of this nature were posted on a daily basis. We do well to get one a month these days.

    Thatcher.
     
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    Julian Broddle's Perm Well-Known Member

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    For the record, Thatcher did not shave her pubes.
    It was known around Parliament as Thatcher's Thatch.
     
    Julian Broddle's Perm, Aug 9, 2019
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    Her ball bag looked like Norman Lamont.
     
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    Here’s pictorial proof that she definitely did NOT shave her ballbag: [​IMG]
     
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    Julian Broddle's Perm Well-Known Member

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    Spitting Image...
     
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    I'm loving this !!!!!
    Right tickling my fancy. Or maybe that's another thread.
     
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    Julian Broddle's Perm Well-Known Member

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    Just the man.
    Have you any idea where the term 'bald as a badger' comes from?
    Remember getting ridiculed in school shower as I wasn't as developed as some, but when someone said that, I thought to myself 'badgers are covered in hair!!!'.
     
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    Mr Badger Well-Known Member

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    Errrrrr, no. Sorry.
    Unless you had long black and white stripes all down your body, like me, then I can't help you.
    Soz.
     
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    This thread is disgusting and I’think it should be removed....but have you thought of asking your lass to try the aerosol can and match method? Your old fellow will probably go black but hey that might be your lasses fantasy
     
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