Forget brexit

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  1. Dar

    Darfield138 Well-Known Member

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    The greatest problem facing humanity is toilet seats. Just replaced one. If the British design institute, riba whoever, ran a competition to come up with a worse design I don't think anybody could come up with something as impractical and awkward as the method of fixing one we currently have. Why are the bolts 3 yards long??
     
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    Toilet with a seat, my your posh. I improved ours by just taking the handle off.
     
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    Gloucester services. The eco freindly place. The bog seats are like a memory foam.
     
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    I’m not sure I want to see the imprint of a fat truckers arse staring back at me when I walk into a cubicle.
     
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    Its more likely to be the imprint of a bearded hipster!
     
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    If your lucky it might be a bearded clam.
     
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