Well the similarities are uncanny. Some deluded rich bigwigs who think they are amazing, but actually with no idea unleashing a lot of players/MPs with no experience and doing huge damage to those they serve while pretending everything will be better than fine.
After missing out of the up-and-coming Uzbek winger, Vlad Brexit, we signed him up from Qizilqum just before the transfer deadline. Unfortunately, after arriving in Barnsley he went missing while looking for a dictionary so he could get maximum points on his next turn on Words with Friends and hasn't been seen since - although he might be back for the U23s in a fortnight.