New Manager Odds...

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  1. Athersleyer

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    A combination of the Mad, the Bad and the Not a hope in hell’

    Neil Harris. I have truly died and gone to hell.
     
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    It would be funny as **** if Barton got it.
     
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    I knew Neil Harris would raise a few smiles... If Barton got it, that would be comedic.
     
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    Can I throw my own name in the hat? I'm from mainland Europe and I have no experience whatsoever. So I should fit right in!
     
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    What are the odds on the Board doing just that - just to re-emphasise to the fan base that they are in charge
     
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    Suppose it’s unlikely that the successful candidate is on that list but it’s not exciting is it.
    Think realistically our best chance is a proper first season flicker esque man motivator that can get them performing better than the sum of their parts.
    Not sure who on the list has that in them.
     
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    Looking at some of the names on that list is comedy gold!
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    if only Ol' Mick was to get it...
     
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    Oh, and I've only just seen this one...
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    No mention of Danny Wilson?
     
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    Taking everything into account, I think we'll appoint Neil Harris and Joey Barton as joint managers, with Michael Brown and Chris Morgan as assistants.

    Best coaching team ever.
     
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    INTRODUCING YOUR NEW HEAD COACH, PEPPA PIG!!!

    "We wanted someone with a track record of getting the best out of young people and our research suggests that Peppa has a 98% approval rating from demographics which are aligned with our assets... I mean players. Players," said a club spokesperson.

    Peppa will be joined by coaches Baby Shark and Tommy Tippee.
     
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    Surprised Darren Moore isn't on there- not saying I'd want him but if Warne's on there you'd think Moore would be.
     
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    Hughton, but he wouldn't touch us with a barge pole.
     
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    I was also born in Holland but raised in Barnsley, no experience except 10s of thousands of hours on football manager, i can be assistant manager.
     
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    not may 'yes men' on that list!
     
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    Paul Conway, nailed on . t'was his plan all along. 'If it wasn't for those pesky kids I'd have gotten away with it'.
     
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    Out of that list id take Gareth Ainsworth at 10/1... especially if we're not too bothered about being a championship club..

    P.S ..I don't actually think he'd come..
     
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    Good shout that
     

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