And remember there’s a u in colour and programme doesn’t end at the first m. It’s a holiday not a vacation. It’s a pavement (a corsey rarnd ere) not a sidewalk. A tap not a faucet. A biscuit not a cookie. A car bumper not a fender. A Fender is a Stratocaster or a Telecaster. And when Septics say “Excuse me” when they’re unsure about something, how tempting is it to say “Why? What have you done?”
Diaper - windscreen wiper Diaper - a baby's nappy. Cell Phone - mobile! Soccer - FOOTBALL (the only type that really matters)