Golden goal sweepstake Wednesday match

16th Minute.. Sloppy pass by our back line trying to play the ball out.. Latched onto by an attack pig and 1 nil down.

 

It will fly in off the ******* of their biggest blackest player in the 1st five minutes wholl then make a last minute goal line clearance using the same apendage.

They'll adapt a Bambo/Lukaku song to fit the players name and not stop all match and down to the station.

The BBS will then completely ignore the performance and spend a week going into meltdown over if the silly fuckers are racist or not while Porktalk spends the same time mocking us and ordering facemasks of the player for their next match.

 

A fast start for the reds as 3 cleared off the line and then Woodrow volleys a magnificent shot against the crossbar then the ball springs up in the air, Someone from the ponte lobs a snowball and it connects with the ball hits reach and suprise suprise radlinger caught off guard as the ball trickles in the net and sends the 62 million away fans barmy

 

18th minute. Woodrow cracker.

 

1st minute. Our defence plays tippy-tappy, lose the ball and put it on a plate for Winnall to score. We have 70% possession for the rest of the game but can't score. A microcosm of our season.

 

That's from a corner I hasten to add

 

2nd minute Thomas flying down the wing attempts to cross ball into box but yet again cant beat first man, ball bounces off a pig throw in to Barnsley. refs whistle foul throw, Pig then advances 30-40 yards and chucks ball into area Radlinger n Anderson collide ball trickles past em n falls to only pig in box Sammy the snake making first appearance for 2 years who gladly accepts n lashes the ball into the net n peels off not to his own fans but full length of pitch in direction of ponty puts his hand down his jockstrap and pulls out a wedge of 20`s n lobs em into ponty laffin his b----ks off.

46 minute Woodrow picks ball up deep in his own half as it’s the only way he gets old of it advances passes to mowett who in turn tees up brown open net from 6 yards, shins it wide.(Brentford you must be havin a laff)

Second half is a turgid affair of pig time wasting when in the 80th minute the 6 million on the kop stop bouncing up n darn to Liverpool songs as Radlinger takes a goal kick short to Solbauer who in turn plays it square to Willams but unfortunately dunt see pig stood directly between them n new yungan as to come sything in brings said pig down n ref. points to spot.

Now as it happens superstar pig on 8 million a week due to shirt sponsor sends keeper wrong way n does one of them penenka jobs n ball flies ova bar. Ref blows everyone looks astounded as brian glover dressed as booby Charlton sez “ you moved lad take it again” he does n that’s it 2 nowt Mowett gets sent for an early bath for telling ref he wants bleedin milking.

Now youd expect the A61 back to sheff be chocky but no, because all them pigs are your neighbours, disgrace

All si thee.