The English premier league guys would make a reyt song and dance https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/51590396
Might not be as impressive as you think, I had a girlfriend when I was 18 and one of her kneecaps would frequently dislocate and head south down her leg. She just massaged it back and carried on as if nowt had happened.
I'll be honest and admit there's no way I could do what the young lass did. She's definitely made of sterner stuff than me.
but then again you have to admit you are a snowflake too.... I remember the cup tie at Anfield, when you messed up with your ticket... a blubbering mess was rescued by the Dragon who bounded and ran like a majestic Stag through the Merseyside streets back to the coach to rescue the cause. And what did I get when we got to our seats... "Sit thi sen darn an behave".... my heart was broken.