Where have you had your best one? Mine was on the M1 between J40/J41, had to nip off into the field at the side of the motorway.
On a ski drag lift in Glencoe. I had to pretend to fall off the lift before I got to the top. Had to do a bit of off-piste to get back to the car...
Woodall services. Had been to Akbars in Bradford and couldn't quite make it home. Couldn't quite make it to the toilets either, so discarded the boxer shorts in the cubicle after filling them prematurely. Must have been 15 years ago. Not my finest hour.
My dad used to always tell me to follow through when teaching me to play golf. Wasn’t enjoyable after that.