NEED TO GET A BIG HAIRY ARSED FORWARD FROM THE UNATTACHED LIST QUICK SHARP

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  1. Wat

    Wath and West Melton Well-Known Member

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    Desperately needed a left back and a big mobile target man so unless we dip into the unattached free list and sign somebody quickly then it’s another bottom 3 finish / fight to survive

    D- is the school report marks for this board on the transfer window. Kane and James fantastic signings and keeping Woodrow was brilliant

    BUT BUT BUT BUT by far the most important signings we should have made was a big tough hairy arsed mobile target man to hold up the ball for others to feed off and a natural left back. We have needed this target man desperately since Moore left and still these idiots who run us ignore this blatant fact.

    good point today it was a fair result given the deflection goal Bristol got but unless we dip into the unattached market and make further signings we are powder puff and going nowhere at all but down.

    We had our own centre halves having to play up top in the last 15 minutes today and the embarrassing thing is that this was when we looked most dangerous !!

    so come on Conway look down the unattached list and sign somebody urgently or else it’s bottom 3 again

    Groundhog Day same old sh*t rinse and repeat
     
    Wath and West Melton, Oct 17, 2020
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    stairfoot.red Well-Known Member

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    They've had two full windows to sign one worth having and they haven't so I wouldn't hold out much hope of em signing one who nobody else wants however much we need one.
     
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    Mario Balotelli is without a club, I dont know how hairy his arse is though
     
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    My mate Ken is 6ft 4 and used to play for Norwich's Academy. Not seen his arse since uni so can't confirm whether it's hairy.
     
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    Father Ted is available.
     
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    Not before November 5th he's got form with fireworks.
     
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    Disagree.
     
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    today’s dodgy penalty paints over the Grand Canyon cracks today was a a lucky point

    We are absolutely powder puff

    if this board don’t dip into the unattached market and take a couple of players in we will struggle to stay up

    those scrubbers over in Hillsboro have signed flint and Maddison that shows they are serous about staying up yet our board ignore the two positions that we are screaming for this being big target man and a left back

    This board needs to turn on their footballing brain and strengthen in these two positions like yesterday or else we are Donald ducked
     
    Wath and West Melton, Oct 17, 2020
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    If Johnny Parkin can lay off the 3 fry up and 6 pints of fizzy breakfast (maybe cut it down to 2 pints and 1 fry up) he could do a job lol!
     
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    Who’s going to check how hairy his arse is?
     
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    Yep totally agree they spent all window chasing the Croatian lad again and obviously hadn't got a plan B when he backed out again.
     
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    Good god the moaning never stops.According to a very experienced manager(pulis) we have played well,definatley deserved something and thats against a team who were going for 5 on the spin.
     
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    We need an old boy target man who might not necessarily start. Just gives us a plan B, they don't even necessarily need to train hard every day. Remember Wilko started every game 96/97 and his pre match warm up mainly involved having a bath.
     
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    The unattached list has some perfect players up top which will suit our needs we need to get one in like yesterday

    Chaplin and Woodrow have less chance than Snow White and the 7 dwarfs of winning anything up front.

    the fact that we look the most dangerous as a team when our own centre halves go up front in a sh*t or bust scenario is embarrassing
     
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    Nar, can't be right Wath and West Melton says we're **** and lucky
     
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    Out of interest who’s on the released list we should be looking to sign who’ll happily accept less than £10k a week to play a bit part role at the bottom of The Championship?
     
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    Wath and West Melton Well-Known Member

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    Come on Gordon I would say that you obviously know you’re football

    ten seconds to go and a penalty given to us was 3 inches either side of the line we got lucky today to get a point

    Cannot go into this season playing without any big man up top. Stevie wonder can see we create nothing in the final third and offer no danger or threats at all

    we are powder puff but drop Thomas get James and Kane in ASAP and fingers crossed this may help

    Chaplin and Woodrow up front are useless in the air we need a big man ASAP to help them
     
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    Rudy Gestede was available think he still is. Issue with him is he can lazy and regularly gets injuries. On his day he's unstoppable.
     
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    I thought we created some decent chances first half
     
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