I am being nannied by Channel 5 to an excruciating degree.

Discussion in 'Bulletin Board' started by Mr Badger, Nov 22, 2020.

Page 2 of 2
  1. Mr Badger

    Mr Badger Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 9, 2011
    Messages:
    9,316
    Likes Received:
    7,668
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Fillingham
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Even Bob Ross Joy of Painting has a warning.
    Contains abuse of two inch brush being slapped on table leg.
     
    Mr Badger, Nov 23, 2020
    #21
  2. Mr Badger

    Mr Badger Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 9, 2011
    Messages:
    9,316
    Likes Received:
    7,668
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Fillingham
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Oh for pitys sake, it was a light hearted programme about Kenneth Williams. I didn't expect sex, violence or abuse and guess what, I didn't get it.
     
    Mr Badger, Nov 23, 2020
    #22
    Stephen Dawson likes this.
  3. BarnsleyReds

    BarnsleyReds Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 28, 2013
    Messages:
    11,301
    Likes Received:
    13,036
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Style:
    XenForo - Xenith Reds
    Great, then you could ignore the warning as you expected.

    Guess what, not everyone has the same life experience as you. Suck it up and sit through the 5 second warning and accept that if it helps even a single person then it's worth it.
     
    BarnsleyReds, Nov 23, 2020
    #23
    Redhelen likes this.
  4. ryc

    rycalshaw Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 1, 2014
    Messages:
    1,191
    Likes Received:
    1,420
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Its where we are unfortunately, a very sad state of affairs....
     
    rycalshaw, Nov 23, 2020
    #24
  5. Sup

    Superhiggy Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 2, 2016
    Messages:
    734
    Likes Received:
    829
    Trophy Points:
    93
    Gender:
    Male
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Match of the day should have an offensive warning after watching alan shearer say that var got it right over the Villa and west brom penalty appeals.Frightened of losing his cushy job i wonder? Then ian wright wanted to agree with dean smith and slaven bilic but darent
     
    Superhiggy, Nov 23, 2020
    #25
  6. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 8, 2011
    Messages:
    20,067
    Likes Received:
    13,012
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Stanley,Wakefield
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    "Infamy infamy they've all got it in for me"
     
    Jack Tatty, Nov 23, 2020
    #26
    Redhelen, JamDrop, JLWBigLil and 1 other person like this.
  7. dayglored

    dayglored Active Member

    Joined:
    Oct 9, 2013
    Messages:
    131
    Likes Received:
    83
    Trophy Points:
    28
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    I’m more annoyed by reminders. You’ve been watching a program for the best part of an hour, there’s an ad break and they start the next part by reminding you what the programs about. How stupid do they think you are to have forgotten in the space of 4 minutes or less.
     
    dayglored, Nov 23, 2020
    #27
    Redhelen likes this.
  8. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 8, 2011
    Messages:
    20,067
    Likes Received:
    13,012
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Stanley,Wakefield
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)

    Time fillers.

    The programme may say it is 1 hour long but in truth it isn't.

    Never start or end on the hour.

    4 or 5 ads during of about 2 to 3 minutes.

    Then a constant reminder of what you have just seen followed by more time filling of "still to come or coming up after the break"

    So in reality you get about 25 to 30.minutes of content.
     
    Jack Tatty, Nov 23, 2020
    #28
    Redhelen likes this.
  9. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 8, 2011
    Messages:
    20,067
    Likes Received:
    13,012
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Stanley,Wakefield
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Carry On Dick


    "Looks like rain"
     
    Jack Tatty, Nov 23, 2020
    #29
  10. dayglored

    dayglored Active Member

    Joined:
    Oct 9, 2013
    Messages:
    131
    Likes Received:
    83
    Trophy Points:
    28
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    You’re right JT but it still insults my intelligence. If they have to pad out the show to that extent, repetitive information from the voice over included, maybe it should be a half hour show not an hour.
     
    dayglored, Nov 23, 2020
    #30
  11. Dar

    Darfield138 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 18, 2018
    Messages:
    2,101
    Likes Received:
    2,657
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Well I just watched a film i'd recorded on channel 4 a couple of weeks ago called Atomic Blonde. I don't recall seeing a warning either. It featured all girl sex scenes with Charlize Theron. I was so offended I had to watch it three times as I wasnt sure just how offended I actually was.:D
     
    Darfield138, Nov 23, 2020
    #31
    Stephen Dawson and Simon De Montforte like this.
  12. Sim

    Simon De Montforte Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 14, 2009
    Messages:
    5,047
    Likes Received:
    4,310
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Have you thought that it may be to encourage more people to watch it?
    I know loads of mates (ahem) who'd watch a film if they'd seen warnings about nudity and scenes of a sexual nature.
     
    Simon De Montforte, Nov 23, 2020
    #32
    Stephen Dawson likes this.
  13. Stephen Dawson

    Stephen Dawson Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 25, 2018
    Messages:
    31,296
    Likes Received:
    27,350
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    I thought EastEnders and Coronation Street storylines have been disturbing Chantelle's death with the knife in EastEnders was horrific. I'll never look at a dishwasher the same again. I never realised they were so dangerous. Also Laura was in tears watching Coronation Street the other night with the young lad in Hospital. Inconsolable. I tried telling her it wasn't real but she wasn't having any of it.
     
    Stephen Dawson, Nov 23, 2020
    #33
    Redhelen likes this.
Page 2 of 2

Share This Page