It’s party time and you’re invited!

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  1. StatisTYKE

    StatisTYKE Well-Known Member

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    Yes, that means you! Tonight we’ve reached 192 so I’m inviting you to the 200th page celebration of the US election thread!

    Entry is FREE - just be sure to wear your Biden or Trump mask. All your favourite posters from the previous 199 pages will be there as we try and recall posts no one cares about or can even remember! And look out for our surprise guest - in casual dress of course! Bossman will be summing up the event and closing the thread in his own inimitable style.

    See you on the 200th page. Be there or be a conspiracy theorist!

    NO ENTRY WITHOUT MASK. NO FEIGHTIN.
     
    StatisTYKE, Jan 21, 2021
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    Boo, By inviting me you’ve robbed me of the opportunity to Gatecrash. No,in fact, in true Trump style I’m calling false invitation, I will Gatecrash. Hope there’s enough disinfect/bleach we don’t want a dry party.
     
    Tarntyke, Jan 21, 2021
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    Surprised that they’ve not merged this thread already. That’s why the election thread is so long. It’s all part of the conspiracy!
     
    Tykeored, Jan 21, 2021
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    Loko the Tyke Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Fake news! Merged maybe four threads max - all with zero replies at the time of merging :)
     
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    Party time. ? Bugger off. You’ve gone over 15. Unless you pay my fine.
    By the way if it’s any comfort I can’t feight anyway.
     
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    Nooooooooo I demand a manual recount. Stop the steal!
     
    Tykeored, Jan 22, 2021
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    will there be crudite's
     
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    Can’t afford the £800..:(
     
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    This has made me think. This party needs organising.

    For starters it’s a small venue. Can page 200 be extended? Loko, get the builders in to have a look otherwise we might have to have breakout areas in 201-205.

    Security. Need volunteers. Some big lads on the door. Given the history of the thread there’s bound to be trouble.

    Music. Mr Peachy?

    Snap. Who’s up for catering? Crudites for red24/7, vol-au-vents, pie and peas, pork pies, bread and dripping, that sort of stuff.
     
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    Wot no chips? need chips or I'm not coming....

    and Choccy Hobnobs, need choccy Hobnobs :D:D:D
     
    Tyke_67, Jan 22, 2021
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    There's a big blue whale with loads of room in it knocking about somewhere. Would make a great venue.
    I hesitate to add, you'll have a whale of a time!
     
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    Tell Statistyke to bugger off loko.
    £10,000 fine for the organiser. :eek:
     
    Hooky feller, Jan 22, 2021
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    Genius Mr Scarf. There would be no chance of me facing a £10,000 fine as organiser.

    “Is that the police? I’d like to report an illegal party.”

    “How many are involved sir?”

    “Hundreds. All wearing Trump and Biden face masks.”

    “We’ll be right there. Could I have the address?”

    “ Well, it’s taking place inside a giant dead whale.”

    “Of course it is sir. Do you know what the penalty is for wasting police time?”
     
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    I'm happy today. Only £1 from the Co op so I'll bring some along!
     
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    Nice one! Let's hope we're celebrating with Choccy Hobnobs at 5 o'clock this afternoon! :)
     
    Tyke_67, Jan 23, 2021
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