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  1. Hooky feller

    Hooky feller Well-Known Member

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    TBH although I’ve heard the word used, it’s extremely rare. I do wonder if it’s a Barnsley term.
     
    Hooky feller, Mar 13, 2021
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    Nah, it's Yank.
     
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    And just to be very childish....
    What do cows like to listen to? - Moosic
    What do pigs put on cuts and bites? Oinkment
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    I make no apologies for the above. I'm very bored in lockdown.
     
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    Didcot Red Well-Known Member

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    I went to the optician yesterday and was diagnosed as colour blind.

    That came like a bolt from the orange.
     
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    Feeling horny, I phoned the wife for some hot phone sex.

    "Tell me if you're wearing any knickers," I said.

    "Actually, I'm not." she replied.

    "Ooh you mucky little minx. What are you doing?" I asked provocatively.

    "Having a cr@p, " wasn't really the answer I was wanting to hear :)
     
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    "Ill gotten gains."

    Perfectly English I'd say.
     
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    You got me on that one.
    The Yanks use it all the time though.
     
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    True, they use it more than we do.
     
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    Think they gotten it off us
     
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    I once bought a dog from a blacksmith, when we got home he made a bolt for the door.
     
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    I've just invented a new word.
    Plagiarism
     
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    Here you go Cornwall, have a tap in,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
    “What was so handy about him then?”
     
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    He lives next door.
     
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    QUEUE JUMPER!!
     
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    A sheep dog says to the farmer
    "I'm going to round up the sheep"
    Later the dog returns with 50 sheep.
    The farmer says
    "50 sheep? But we only have 48"
    The dog replies
    "Well, I told you I was going to round them up"
     
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    Redstone, Mar 19, 2021
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    Hooky feller Well-Known Member

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    Liar. :mad:You nicked it off me.
     
    Hooky feller, Mar 19, 2021
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    Yes but I wouldn't want him flying my aeroplane, if I had one that is.
     
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