I'm off into Barnsley for a bit of shopping

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  1. Sup

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    If I don't post within the next 24 hours please assume that I have been murdered by an immigrant and report it to the relevant authorities.
     
  2. Micky Finn

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    As long as everything you want to buy costs £1 and you fancy getting a bet on while you're there, you'll be reight.
     
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    And a pint


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  4. Jack Tatty (Formerly LouisBalfour)

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    And a Greggs whilst later on getting cash for your old PlayStation and then check out the latest fashion lines in towns numerous charity shops.
     
  5. Sup

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    Just an update to say I got home safely. Turns out that Barnsley isn't overrun with jihadist immigrants after all. Who'd have knew?

    Coincidentally Micky I did end up buying something from poundland (other discount stores are available)
     
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    Were you groomed though? - perhaps it was subliminal and tonight you might find yourself wanting to be forcibly used by an immigrant...
     
  7. Micky Finn

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    Fear not, we're "getting our country back" in a few months. All will be well.
     
  8. Sup

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    I did see a foreign chap (Romanian possibly from the language he spoke in) hold the door open for a young lass about 13 years old the paedophile. I noticed that another foreign bloke (more Asian looking this one) smiled at him almost immediately afterwards. I recjon they're part of a predatory gang or something.
     
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    maybe you were groomed By Poundland
     
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    I've seen some Chinese fellas in the bookies. I bet they were having a bet , disgusting behavior. SEND THEM ALL BACK !
     
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    My German missus popped into town this aft to try to start a world war. She'd heard that the way to do it was to invade Poundland.
     
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    I also saw some English blokes in Peel square in their uniform of half denim and half tracksuit . Puking and pi*sing up the alley, drunk and stoned . Poor lambs .GIVE THEM MORE BENEFITS!
     
  13. Jimmy viz

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    Saw someone who looked quite 'swarthy' up Wombwell. Gave him a wide berth in case he was a foreigner and I couldn't get an appointment at the doctors.
     
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    FFS this forum really is at an all-time low.
     
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    ******** I'd hoped my poems about players from the 80s had raised the tone.
     
  16. Sup

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    I think I saw her. At the time I assumed she was just pointing at the ceiling at one of the signs for the cig aisle but now that you mention it...
     
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    Steady..........

    You'll be commenting on her moustache next.
     
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    They did.
     
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    Do not forget a cheap sandwich.
     

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