Linton Brown

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  1. e-red

    e-red Well-Known Member

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    Who the F*** was Linton Brown? Where did he come from? Where has he gone?
    Was he real? Name doesn't sound real?
    Seems like he f***** up big time and disappeared.
    How did he get the job? Where has he gone?
    Not sure I believe in Linton Brown.
     
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    Former f****** commercial manager at Oakwell and ex f****** pro player...:)
     
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    Linton Brown texture like sun
    Lays me down with my mind he runs
    Throughout the night
    No need to fight
    Never a frown with Linton Brown
     
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    Linton brown
    Don't feel down
    Get a newspaper and have a really cracking *****

    Do I win?
     
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    Do they all speak to each other like that in Cambridgeshire?

    Swear and repeat.

    Anyway... the biggest mystery requiring solution is deffo the departure of Linton.

    That is far more fascinating than anything else.

    Slinking off (or being slinked off) at this crucial time - when he would be most active - is the biggest WHY question of them all.

    Why has he gone?

    Where has he gone seems a less important question tbh - he may be at home, in spa or brothel or on holiday for example. Which may be a question for (e.g.) his wife to ask - especially if brothel turns out to be the answer.

    To steal e-red's use of repetition- why has he gone?

    I would LOVE (Kevin Keegan emphasis) to know.
     
  6. e-red

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    Do they all speak to each other like that in Cambridgeshire?

    Sorry about that, forgot about your soft northern sensibilities. Not to mention the sense of humour bypass.
     
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    Perhaps it's a tune you hum that isn't obvious to me.

    Swear away by all means.
     
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    No wonder you are the threadstopper!
     
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    Stop ****ing replying then! Otherwise I'll have to change my name.
     
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    e-red Well-Known Member

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    Peace mate? I've had a couple of whiskeys and I'm looking at different aspects of the situation. I apologise if my language offended you. It was for comedic affect. Not very wise.
     
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    Lintel Brown, sh.it support in the window
     
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    Absolutely no need to apologize for your language mate.

    The only thing that I find unacceptable is your wholly uncalled for casual mention of a supply of whiskey.

    Which i am lacking.

    I could swear at this point.....
     
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