Burton Albion just offered £13.37 for our Office package. I'm afraid we can't compete. Notepad and Lycos Mail for us from now on.
He's lost a load of formula's pissing about with the cut and paste and deleted the Bogle line in error.#N/A
Whitey's spent this week trying to guess Linton's password. He left the club's only PC locked by user when he cleared his desk.
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