I think she gave him the boot so he's legged it. She wants half the fortune but she hasn't got a leg to stand on!
For Christmas he got her a new prosthetic leg, she said that she already had one and what use would a second be? 'It's just a stocking filler' said Paul.
in the divorce settlement she said she wants a plane........... and some Immac for the other leg, whats got 3 legs and lives on a farm, Mr and Mrs McCartney
first time he shagged her she took her leg off and put it on the dressing table,when he walked in he said "no need to open em that wide its not that big"