Come to Oakwell Omar and make your home debut in front of the Sky cameras against the mighty Whites! That's after coming on in the second half at Fulham and scoring a match winning hat trick
I've heard we're trying to sign the famous attacking midfielder from Turkey, Bodmas Index. We're still haggling over the price as the clubs can't agree on how to calculate it.
I can help. My 1980s calculator does sines, cosines, tangents and logarithms. It has a load of other buttons whose labels mean nothing to me. Give me a maths question and my Casio Scientific will give the answer. Might not be the right one though....
If we signed him and his brother what's the correct language to use? "We have signed the Indexes from Turkey" or "We have signed the Indices from Turkey"
I still use a slide rules for most calculations. Just to annoy people even more, here's a screen shot of my phone (Samsung) calculator hee hee!
I had a Sinclair Scientific In 1974. All numbers had to be entered in scientific notation (like this 1.2354 x 10 to the power 5). Did my head in. Better than the alternative, 5-digit logarithms though....
I really want to sign Luís Germano Pires Lopes de Almeida from Portuguese second division side Mafra, but only for his short name - Kiki Ballack. http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/kiki-ballack/profil/spieler/339475