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    the quiet one Well-Known Member

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    Mind boggling.

    Ok it was a bit obvious....
     
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    Come to Oakwell Omar and make your home debut in front of the Sky cameras against the mighty Whites!

    That's after coming on in the second half at Fulham and scoring a match winning hat trick :D
     
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    I think you did too much high altitude stuff in the RAF...
     
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    "Reliable journalist Alan Biggs"

    Thanks that's cheered me up no end.
     
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    I've heard we're trying to sign the famous attacking midfielder from Turkey, Bodmas Index. We're still haggling over the price as the clubs can't agree on how to calculate it.
     
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    What ARE you suggesting :D
     
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    Clearly been reading this board.
     
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    Prince of Risborough Well-Known Member

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    I can help. My 1980s calculator does sines, cosines, tangents and logarithms. It has a load of other buttons whose labels mean nothing to me. Give me a maths question and my Casio Scientific will give the answer. Might not be the right one though....
     
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    If we signed him and his brother what's the correct language to use?
    "We have signed the Indexes from Turkey" or
    "We have signed the Indices from Turkey"
     
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    Prince of Risborough Well-Known Member

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    "The Index Lads" would probably be the correct football-speak.
     
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    I still use a slide rules for most calculations. Just to annoy people even more, here's a screen shot of my phone (Samsung) calculator hee hee!

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    That's a very good question. I'll give you my answer on 1st February. If the BBS still exists then.
     
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    Shall I re-post it in the 'Interesting' thread?
     
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    I had a Sinclair Scientific

    In 1974. All numbers had to be entered in scientific notation (like this 1.2354 x 10 to the power 5). Did my head in.

    Better than the alternative, 5-digit logarithms though....
     
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    I lost interest in that thread ages ago.
     
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    Did you let a kitten loose on your keyboard to type that?
     

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