Dear Phil from Hemsworth i have a question for you

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  1. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Well-Known Member

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    just how fast can you run?
     
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    I'd like to know how fast 16 yr olds can run with a torn hamstring.
     
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    He won't read this. He'll be too busy messing with his tiddler in preparation for tonight's fishing. Which he is an expert at.
     
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    It depends who's chasing him!
     
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    Jack Tatty Well-Known Member

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    I am 9 yrs older than Bobby Phil.
    Do you think you could beat me in a sprint race? You are only 22 so should beat me easily.

    Come on lets get in on for charity.I will wear a ginger wig and wont warm up.
     
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    Just turn up dressed as a TV licensing officer, he'll be like a whippet.
     
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    From one end of the west stand to the other.


    Fancy it Phil? old man vs young wipper snapper. Should be a no contest really.
     
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    What about before the Hull game, I'll chip in with a donation.
     
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    Good man.
     
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    Put me down for a tenner. There's a ginger haired bloke I know who could probably nominate a suitable charity.
     
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    I'm not ginger, but I'd like to nominate Barnsley Hospice!
     
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    The Bobster should come and start the race.
     
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    What's he said now?
     
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    Will you blank him on the start line?
     
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    [video=youtube;l2COMAEgklM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2COMAEgklM[/video]
     
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    Just a word of warning to you all

    Phil has previously declared that he was fitter than paul Hayes. He also goes to the matches in his black trainers just in case someone doesn't warm up properly, gets injured and a call goes out to the crowd, for someone with championship fitness.
     
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    Re: Just a word of warning to you all

    Laughing.
     
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    Re: Just a word of warning to you all

    Absolute rubbish !!!

    I'm sure Phil will be the first to agree that the ENTIRE squad are completely professional in their warm up routines,put full effort in and would never leave themselves at risk of injury through a lackluster pre-match routine. I'm 101% sure if that were to be the case someone on here would have mentioned it ;)

    :p
     
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    Re: Just a word of warning to you all

    To be honest i doubt the fanatic would ever get beaten in a race for the last pie at the stall, quicker turn of foot than Usain when the last balti is on offer!
     
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