As I am already a millionaire...

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  1. Kev b

    Kev b Well-Known Member

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    I thought I would share my wealth...


    My Dear

    I am Mrs. Molinta Pagar Mark from Cote D`Ivoire (Ivory Coast). I am a widow being that I lost my husband during this political crises in Cote Divoire. My husband,late Dr. Mark Otame, was one of the Former President Cabinet Mr. Laurence Gbagbo, He was assassinated in March (2011) by the rebels supporting the Current President (President Alassane Quattara) following a political uprising.

    Before his death, he Deposited the total sum of $5m(Five Million United StateDolars) in a Consignment Trunk here in Cote D'Ivoire(Ivory Coast) in one of theSecurity Company up to the tune of $5m (Five Million United State Dollars Only) which he told the Security Company that it was Family Valuables and Africa Arts for security Reasons.However,due to my bad health situation occassioned by cancer, i wish you to do me a favour to receive this fund to a safe account in your country or any safer place as the beneficiary so that you will invest it in a good business venture for the benefit and education of my two sons / One Daugther who will be coming to stay under your kind custody after the transfer for their education and future because my health is failing me.

    I have plans to do investments in your country, like real estate and industrialproduction.This is my reason for writing to you. You can donate 10% of the total Fund to the Needy and less Privelages around your Country, 65% for ourselves, 20% for your cordial assistance and 5% for any expenses which may be incurred in the course of this transaction.

    Finally if you have any question regarding this transaction, please contact us.Please note that the confidentiality of this transaction would be highly appreicated. I await your quick reply. I will love to chat with you on Cam to cam so that i will know whom i am dealing with, and also you will see me and my kids.you can call me at my phone number 00225 56143404

    Please when responding my proposal, also include your contact details such as:
    1) Your Direct Telephone
    2) Address
    3) Country
    4) Age
    5) Your Full Names

    Thanks and best regards.
    Mrs. Molinta Pagar Mark sons and Daugther.
     
  2. andytyke

    andytyke Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Just phoned here,

    she says [MENTION=54096]'thereev'[/MENTION] has already arranged to do it
     
  3. Micky Finn

    Micky Finn Well-Known Member

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    Is she fit?
     
  4. 'thereev'

    'thereev' Banned Idiot

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    sorted...just waiting for funds to arrive now....i am gunna buy BFC and ban everyone from the bbs......and provide counselling for you all to kick the habit of going to Jokewell.

    All heart thereev, all heart
     
  5. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    You're lucky, Kev. My spam folder has been filled for years with posts for Viagra, soft Viagra(?) & something called Cialis. Now I'm getting inundated with offers to help me with my funeral arrangements and life assurance policies!:D
     
  6. Kev b

    Kev b Well-Known Member

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    i've heard if you put Viagra in your eye it makes you look hard !!!
     
  7. Gloria Stitts

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    Wait a minute, she's got of cancer and you're going to have to raise her three kids because she's too sick to do it? Who's that meant to appeal to?
     
  8. T-Dog

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    You sure this is 'spam' and not 'targeted marketing'
     
  9. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Daft bugger!:D:D
     
  10. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Oh, it's definitely targeted marketing, unfortunately. It just happens to appear in my spam folder.:D
     

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