Things that are proper w@nk

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  1. Sloppy Tyke

    Sloppy Tyke Active Member

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    im glad to see that some others also think mrs browns boys is the biggest pile of unfunny pathetic w*nk t.v that the bbc have ever come up with.
     
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    Things that are proper w@nk:

    1. Roadworks
    2. Night time roadworks
    3. "Smart motorway" sections
    4. Over officious w@nkers controlling "smart motorway" sections

    5. Over officious w@nkers controlling "smart motorway" section on the M1 setting the speed limit to 40mph a full 3 miles before we get to roadworks, which weren't even on the bloody motorway, they were half way up the exit slip road. Hard to do 40mph on a nearly empty motorway when nobody else is bothering.

    6. Over officious w@nkers controlling "smart motorway" section on the M42 setting speed limit to 30mph near to some as yet non existent roadworks. Ever tried sticking to 30mph on a nearly clear motorway with a lorry up your arse? Yeah, that made me feel safe!

    7. No fecking sign on the M42 near Tamworth services telling me that the services roundabout was partially blocked for more bloody roadworks so re-entry southbound not possible. so after coming off for the services I have to head back north for 7 miles to turn round and come back south. Thanks for that chaps. Only stopped for a coffee, added 14 miles to the journey. W@nkers.

    8. 11 sets of roadworks in a 120 mile journey. Driving at night in this country is like driving through an obstacle course.

    yep, lovely journey to Stratford tonight. !!
     
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    Glad to be of service.


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    Car park machines that only take coins

    The current fashion in women's eyebrows

    Businesses insisting on taking recent utility bills when everything is done online

    The lack of free public toilets

    Neoliberalism

    Newspapers being dominated by right wing agendas

    The price of football matches

    Those can openers you have to clamp on to the side of cans

    Car insurance

    Youtube's adverts

    Multinationals not paying tax

    The audit culture and monitoring of professions such as teaching
     
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    Your and you're, lose and loose, their, there and they're.

    It's not f*cking difficult!

    Oh, and typing in a Barnsley accent.
     
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    I would of thought that was obvious...

    Things like that deserve capital punishment
     
  7. ark

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    The word 'queue'. Utterly pointless use of five letters when one would do.
     
  8. BFC Dave

    BFC Dave Well-Known Member

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    Yes it could of been obvious and it should of deserved capital punishment. I think like that's the case like if you like see it my way... like
     
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    I hate people who insist on using a big word when a diminutive one will do.
     
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    Persons who undertake such senselessness are aiming purely to discombobulate
     
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    Ad blocker. You're welcome.
     
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    The British banking morons, who perceive themselves untouchables & above everyone (including the law of the land) else despite shafting entire nations.
    Mobile phone companies.
    People who put profit and making money before friendship.
    "Punctuation" police who monitor everything you half mis spell and look down on you, taking great pride in the fact, they MUST be more intelligent than you.
    Idiots who pull out you from a junction (in their car) ......then take the next turn off ....without indicating.
    Choosing the wrong queue in the supermarket, then changing only for new one to be slower than the one you came out of grrrrrrr!
    Footy clubs who run up millions in debt, change their owners then claim the previous administration had "nothing to do with them"
     
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    Politicians, who start their reply to a question with "Look! ..... " as if we are kids asking a stupid question.

    It should be "Listen ....." anyway.
     
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    Tories
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    Racism
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    Tax dodgers
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    'Reality' TV
    Terrible / selfish drivers / parkers

    that is all for now
     
  15. Loko the Tyke

    Loko the Tyke Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Shed loads I agree with in the replies, although [MENTION=7031]fired[/MENTION] needs to blame her choice in pubs not the wine being served ;)

    Just to add ......

    - Tickets for concerts/events being allowed to be sold at a profit, often before they've even officially sold out (£50 tickets on ebay for £400 by 9:01am)
    - BBS'ers who quote a five paragraph novel just to say 'agree'. Wasting valuable screen space.
    - Rita Ora
    - Fearne Cotton
    - Chris Moyles
    - Having to do work expenses in your personal time
     
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    What like The Mirror, The Guardian and The Independent?
     
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    fired Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Looking forward to the wine selection in Redfearns on Sunday [MENTION=6787]Loko the Tyke[/MENTION] :)

    Seriously though, more bars than not local to me, serve crap wine. Which is why I tend to drink something else.Surely it's not hard for a pub to find an alternative to Echo Falls/ Blossom Hill.
     
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    Don't forget 9. 'Drive Carefully, My Dad Works Here' signs. Somebody ought to tell your mum that your dad's playing away kids - there's no sign of him, or any of his mates, round here.
     
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    I'm not the only one, yay!
     
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    People who have #BFC and #MUFC /LFC/AFC etc in the Twitter bio.
    That fella in Ponty (Row N)
    Tories
    Pikeys
    Dee Dars
     

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