Good old club call. It got a right hammering summer of 97, so did I off me father when Bill came through mind
Conversation went something like you've been phoning one of those mucky ladies haven't you son. Erm no dad it's worse than that I've been phoning clubcall
And don’t forget the first 30 mins of “wow Barnsley will be going on a spending spree, keep listening for who they’re hoping to sign, keep on the line and we’ll tell you who they have made a bid for, coming up shortly is a massive signing, hold the line and you’ll be surprised who they’ve got lined up”.....
Apparently Darren Foreman is nearing fitness and there is an interview with Mal Shotton coming up if I carry on listening for another 35 minutes. I will keep you posted.
I have a strange desire to buy a VDub from Hayselden and looking forward to Sam Sez in the Chronicle. As for Mal it was a double header with Stephen Hawking both agreed that modern footballers were ‘poofs’ and it is part of the new training regime to break all players toes prior to kick off. Mal also said he would **** John Dixie Deehan next time he saw him. I’m looking forward to tomorrow it’s a world exclusive on a new signing and a joint interview with Eric Winstanley and Nelson Mandela discussing how to convert Pinnock from centre half to centre forward.
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