A Greasy Kebab.

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    I've been a little bored this past 30 minutes, so decided to write an haiku. I hope you enjoy it.

    A Greasy Kebab

    A greasy kebab

    My stomach is in vile knots

    Release! I am free


    There remains a stench

    I had not fully undressed.

    And have soiled myself.


    I am a shambles

    Why did I ask for garlic?

    Bombastic bum blast


    My duds lay ruined

    In purposeless abandon

    Wait! Sell on Gumtree???


    There they shall await

    Their purchase by a pervert

    (Postage: Seven quid)


    Demons exorcised

    The foul stench of remorse, gone

    Life is my fragrance
     
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    It’s a real beauty
     
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    Just thought I'd bump this.
     
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    You’ve got one too many syllables in the first line of verse four. Hope that helps.
     
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    It reminds me of a recent conversation with the Complaints Team at Virgin Media.
     
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    Of course it helps, thank you.
     
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    That moved me in so many ways. Beautiful.
     
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