A 'male' question!!

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  1. Nor

    NorfolkRed Well-Known Member

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    3 weeks ago tomorrow I became 'Jewish' when I had a certain part of my wedding vegetables removed.

    For any other such unfortunate chaps on here, I hope you can enlighten me with a certain predicament I'm experiencing!!

    When the hell will it stop feeling like an electric shock every time the little man touches anything?!?!

    Don't all laugh at once!!!!
     
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    MrsHallsToffeerolls Well-Known Member

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    Me first HO HO HO.
     
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    Is it a TIP your requiring ;)
     
  4. Nor

    NorfolkRed Well-Known Member

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    Tis a serious question but I thought I'd throw it open to the group for some light hearted Tuesday entertainment!!!

    I miss bacon already.
     
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    You'll find it will help if you stop wearing them sandpaper undercrackers
     
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    Can't help you on that - but seriously, have you converted to Judaism?
     
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    my mate had it done,he were in agony for ages.then after a time he got very little sensation in his bell end,so that I'm afraid is what you've got to look forward to.
     
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    NorfolkRed Well-Known Member

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    Only on medical grounds!!!
     
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    OK, sorry, didn't mean to pry, I was just interested if you had converted to religion and reasons.

    Anyway, keep yer pecker up!
     
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    Rub Sloanes linament onto the affected area.

    When that pain subsides you'll be grateful for what discomfort you have !
     
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    Oh god ...so many places I can go with this
     
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    NorfolkRed Well-Known Member

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    The extent of my religious beliefs stretches as far as praying for 3 points every Saturday!!
     
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    I've got a "mate" who has assured me that there's no loss of sensation........
     
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    Give it chance to heal Bossman!!!
     
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    you need to keep it somewhere warm and well lubricated.........................................give your lass a shout;)
     
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    This is brilliant, I'm gonna get a cup of tea and watch this one unfold. Laughing at the squirming.
     
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    I can't speak from experience, but I reckon you'll not fancy Calamari for a long while yet....
     
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    to be fair Norfolk,you should have been walking round with the skin back for the last six months to get the hang of what you were in for.:cool:
     
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    Just off to watch some telly, but even if I don't get back to the BBS tonight, I know for a fact this will still be at the top of the forum in the morning. And the next day, and the next day...
    Looking forward to it.
     

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