A 'male' question!!

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  1. BorderTerrier

    BorderTerrier Active Member

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    It's probably up there in the "Top 3 problems you shouldn't have consulted the Barnsley BBS about"

    Brilliant.
     
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  2. Sta

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    "Watch this one unfold" chortle!
     
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    I've got a "mate" too....took about 12 months...said he'd never have it done again.
     
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  4. Sta

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    My "mate" had it done when he was an infant so he can't remember the immediate after effects. He assures me however that as he grew up everything performed as expected.
     
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    Tea tree oil has healing properties.
     
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    No you're mate, I think it's just too raw at the minute,
     
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    [video=youtube;m9kwJ2pV4yc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9kwJ2pV4yc[/video]
     
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  8. Bossman

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    Oo you've just reminded me The Mentalist is just starting
     
    Bossman, Dec 10, 2013
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    This is brilliant, sat here p1ssing myself!! Damn bandages!!!
     
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    We do get some threads on here...
     
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    I'm in stiches!
     
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    'Jewish' - 'Little man' - 'Wedding Vegetables' -- Norfolk Red you win todays award for the most NON-plain-speaking post.
    And - I'm told! - the women prefer the non-hooded as compared to the helmeted - (oops some more NON-plain speaking terminology.)

    And it's surprising how many posters 'have a friend' whose been circumcised (there I've said the 'C' word) but don't admit to having been done themselves!
     
    Red-Taff., Dec 10, 2013
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  13. woolley mammoth

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    Use E45 cream, its supposed to be good fore skin. It's also a snip of the price of other creams.
     
    woolley mammoth, Dec 10, 2013
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    Congratulations. You've just alighted yourself into the 'I'm not a proper *****' section, which to be fair is a rarity on here!
     
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  15. fir

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    Ok, ok I'm gonna help you out here... As someone who's had a couple of kids, I'll give you the benefit of my experience.

    Women are advised to sit on a rubber ring, so that nothing "catches" .

    So you probably need to make an "exclusion zone" of your own. Sticking with the aquatic devices, I'd suggest that you inflate a small armband and position that inside some comfortable fitting underwear. Maybe a couple of pairs of socks for added padding?
     
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    Is that a German metaphor?
     
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    Top 3? What you can think of another 2 worse (better!) than this?

    ;)
     
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    you cant admit to summat you havnt had done yer pillock.
     
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  19. Cun

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    ***** = Pr1ck (if my veiled attempt at humour was missed)
     
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  20. Sta

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    I'm afraid I am stumped, you will have to elaborate. Unless you already have, premature elaboration is a common problem.
     
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