A round of golf with Covid restrictions

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  1. Redstone

    Redstone Well-Known Member

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    Good advice

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    There's a sign up in the West End WMC in Cudworth, next to the snooker tables saying, 'Snooker players, please wipe balls before and after use'. I've started taking my shower gel in with me now.
     
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    I usually challenge anyone who plays golf to a game, so long as they give me a two " gotcha"
    start. I wouldn't be able to request that at Dalheary Golf course.
     
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    reminds me of the t.v. reporter who said when commenting on the resumption of German League football that
    'there was nothing to worry about as the players balls were dipped in disinfectant at half time.'
     
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    Donny Red Well-Known Member

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    Aunt in Poole explaining to her friend that her nephew was a Captain in one of the British
    Army's Indian regiments added the unforgottabke line. " He's White, but his privates are black".

    Her son once went on holiday down South. She couldn't remember where it was exactly and so when
    asked she said that he'd gone to "the Effing Forest."
     
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    The bowlers Holding, the batsmens Willey. Famous commentary from the late, great Brian "Johnners" Johnston
     
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