Alfresco Dining

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  1. Red

    Red Rain Well-Known Member

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    500 guesses.

    What just dropped beside my wife's plate as she ate her tea on our patio.















    The severed head of a dead mouse.

    The wife has lost her appetite, but a pair of magpies in the field that adjoins our house are laughing their socks off.
     
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    imer red Well-Known Member

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    The Bill?
     
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    Conan Troutman Well-Known Member

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    Spider.
     
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    Red Rain Well-Known Member

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    Sorry, scroll down on opening post.
     
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    The magpies seem to be growing in number - and getting bolder.

    At any rate I hope that your Chablis was sufficiently chilled, my Lord.
     
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    Red Rain Well-Known Member

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    I had to raise my finger to indicate to the butler that it needed moving. You just cannot get good servants these days.

    Actually, I had to be called from my PC, and I buried it in the garden.
     
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    I thought we'd signed a new player.
     
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    That was going to be my 499th guess.
     
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    Can you do a report of the tactics the magpies employed whilst dispensing of said mouse?


    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
     
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    They must have been full and felt sorry for you ;)
     
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    dodgey defence Well-Known Member

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    Haha, sounds like a **** hot Spanish centre back.
     
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    A sense of humour!!!! Eureka!
     
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