An Ode to Owen Archdeacon.

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  1. Jimmy viz

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    Owen Archdeacon
    You are a beacon of light
    Better than Jamie Theakston
    Or a holiday in Peking
    Owen Archdeacon
    You are a beacon of light
     
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    That's got shades of haiku.
     
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    Haiku for Arjan de Zeeuw

    Arjan de Zeeuw
    Scored an own goal at Grimsby
    It was a good one
     
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    Inspirational
    You are a beacon of light
    Some say you were *****
    Deacon, beacon, light , dribble
     
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    Ode to Jovo Bosancic

    It was the third of June, another sleepy, dusty Barnsley day
    Mi wife was out shoppin' and my brother was being gay.
    And at dinner time we stopped and we walked back to the house to eat
    And mama hollered at the back door "y'all remember to wipe your feet"
    And then she said she got some news this mornin' from the Barnsley Chronicle.
    Today Jovo Bosancic won a fiver in a game of Bridge
     
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    Stevie Cooper
    Backflips will help you fine me
    But you don't wear blue
    Like the others do
    Cos somewhere in the crowd
    I'm thinking of you.

    Tonight the super cooper lights are gonna find me
    Scoring goals for fun
    Sup-p-per coop-p-per
    Sup-p-per coop-p-per.
     
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    Always thought Cooper looked a bit Scandinavian.. Here is the evidence.
     
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    Tall, bald Paul Futcher,
    Strong as an ox and hard as a butcher,
    Played for Barnsley in his prime,
    Only scored one goal for us though,
    Pity he played for Oldham at the time.
     
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  9. Jimmy viz

    Jimmy viz Well-Known Member

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    Tony Rees
    More attractive than knob cheese
    Scoring should have been a breeze
    But alas
    He didn't own a trapeze
    Alas poor Tony Rees.
     
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    Julian Broddle
    He never met Glenn Hoddle
    Or sang diamond lights
    But he had better hair
    Than Chrissy Waddle
    And liked to drink diamond white.
     
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    Clive baker Clive baker
    Hated blackburns top goalraker
    Who went by the name of garner
    Who'd a face like Robert Palmer
    90th minute ball is in clives box
    Fookin'ell garners scoored agean
    lovely person
     
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    Charlie Bishop

    Was out-ranked by Owen Archdeacon.

    But both put in their place by Adie Moses......

    Holiest squad we ever had?
     
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    Re: Charlie Bishop

    Martin Bullock, thin sliver of lightning
    Quicksilver, step over, sway
    Man beaten, man down, left in his wake
    Crowd on their feet, heads craning, straining
    A look up, a deft flick of the foot, ball delivered
    Redfearn thundering, neck muscles bulging
    The net balloons, the crowd erupts

    Martin Bullock, that sliver of lightning
    Always in my memory.
     
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