Any mention of G Spicer's Algarve wedding?

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  1. Birkdale Red

    Birkdale Red Well-Known Member

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    Came across a small civil ceremony on my clifftop walk yesterday and it got me wondering. Hope it's all gone well @George Spicer and you are enjoying the sun and getting your olives pressed.
     
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    It's all off, I'm afraid.
    I went on their joint stag do where we went paint balling dressed as The Village People. I had to explain to George that this did not entail painting men's genitals.
    However, Giorgio, the prankster that he is, thought it'd be funny to change his paint balls for fresh olives, in a genuine attempt to make George laugh.
    Anyhow, as George was squatting behind a tree, Giorgio saw his moment and shot George from behind, sending an olive deep up his ring piece.
    Well George and I were in casualty til 5am the next day, but he flatly refused to see his fiancé and give him chance to explain and apologise.
    Anyway, does anyone want to but two men's dressing gowns embroidered 'His' and 'His'?
    Unwanted wedding gift.
     
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    Explains the sadness of the empty chairs
     

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    I hope this tragic news does not mean that the Fan Zone is going to be looking for an new supplier for the new season? George Spicer's Olive Bar was apparently going to be the main attraction. Hopefully you can speak to him.
     
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    I heard it was back on again, they bumped into each other while trying to cool off in the lower orchard and Georgio grabbed George by the plums and they made up.
     
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    Good old George. He's made this board a paradise for the practitioners of the double entendre. It's a niche market but I think we've got it tied up...no that doesn't sound too good, tied up, damn, .....banged to rights....bugger....ermmm screwed down tight.....hellfire....I'll get back to you.
     
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    Not sure if it’s true but I also heard they had hired Adam Hinchcliffe as wedding organiser
     
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    Heard George and Adam are related
     

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