Discussion in 'Bulletin Board' started by Atac, Dec 8, 2018.
how Stendel is going to get us back to winning ways?
He’s gonna go over to the pompey bench just as game kicks off next Saturday and smash Kenny Jackass in the teeth followed by downing a pint of Pilsner whilst in the dugout shouting “attack attack attack” in the best German voice ever. Potts will then smash one in from 2 yards out whilst taking all his clothes off in celebration and “windmill” at the north stand getting himself sent off putting us down to 10 men. Pompey will then equalise causing Stendel to go into destructive state as he’d be finishing his 9th pint making him go to the Pompey dugout once more shouting at Kenny Jackass to meet him in the west stand boys for a tear up. With 1 minute left in injury time, we will have a corner and up comes Ethan Pinnock to smash it in with Moncur miskicking a overhead kick into his snout with the ball trickling over the line to Pompeys dismay causing Stendel to run down the touch line like a man possessed celebrating with his team at the corner flag whilst holding his bottle of pilsner in the air like a true pro not dropping one bit. Nailed on
Put red shirts onto Pompey midfield and blue ones on ours and confuse the fek out of them and us
We’ll beat Portsmouth
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