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    Getrammellon Active Member

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    Just read my posts from last night and i appear to have bombarded the forum with a deluge of drunken drivel. I apologise to anyone who I may have offended.

    Every cloud has a silver lining though because it’s inspired me to invent an alcohol breathalyser for the thumb, which the iPhone will detect and deny access to the phone if over the limit (limit can be preset accordingly to align with individual tolerance levels)

    I’m now a multi billionaire due to this invention, and will be investing into the Reds (and Nice). Safe standing section first priority. Merry Christmas to one and all.
     
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    Lay off the ******* sauce ☺, sithi.
     
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    Sorry to burst your bubble, but I think such thing already exists.
     
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    Christ this morning I wish I had been drinking sauce, rather than a combination of Duvel, Chimay and port.
     
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    All in one glass I hope?
     
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    Indeed. A festive Belgian Snakebite.
     
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