Attention cyclists. If it's in the Rotherham press, then it's gospel.

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  1. Andy Mac

    Andy Mac Well-Known Member

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    Andy Mac, Mar 1, 2017
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    I like that. Bit of local satire.
     
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    I'm a cyclist

    but

    1 - I don't wear lycra (I wear cycling shorts to avoid saddle sores but cover them up with ordinary shorts).
    2 - I'm not and never have been a member of a cycling club
    3 - I may no longer be middle-aged (not sure where the end of middle-age is)
    4 - I certainly haven't noticed any attraction to other men's bottoms.
    5 - My bike is mostly a method of transport (I commute on it) but I do the occasional leisure ride
    6 - I like 70s rock (Pink Floyd, King Crimson, Wishbone Ash, Focus etc)

    Does that still make me gay?
     
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  4. Red

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    clearly the gun has been jumped here - date of publication should have been 1-4-17.

    anyway who needs to watch cyclists when we have our own fit young sportsmen to watch at Oakwell...........
     
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    Re: I'm a cyclist

    I'm no expert, but yes, I think it does.
     
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    Re: I'm a cyclist

    I'm going with yes. The prog rock gave it away. If you play See Emily Play backwards whilst standing in one leg eating a Chris sandwich. It says Brush likes special cuddles with other chaps.
     
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  7. Andy Mac

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    Re: I'm a cyclist

    Yes. You don't want to join a club. that's the clincher. Subconsciously you know deep down you will be attracted to the first lycra-clad butt that says hello.

    Don't wallow in your loneliness. Be loud, be proud, and join a club.
     
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    Re: I'm a cyclist

    That's the biggest tell-tale.
     
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    Re: I'm a cyclist

    I think you're just guessing....
     
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    Re: I'm a cyclist

    I've never had a Chris sandwich, did you have any particular Chris in mind?
     
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    Re: I'm a cyclist

    How does that work then, extreme control farting?
     
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    Re: I'm a cyclist

    Chris Biggins - he wouldn't mind if you suggested a mouthful.
     
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