Best piece of advice you've ever been given?

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  1. Dys

    Dyson Well-Known Member

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    In public toilets, always check there is toilet roll before dropping a couple of pounds.
     
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    Turn off the TV when Nigel Spackman appears on it
     
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    If you're good at something, do it.

    and

    If you want something doing properly, do it yourself.
     
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  4. Gue

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    Never trust a man in a tank top
     
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  5. Gue

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    Never trust a dog with orange eyebrows..

    .. or anyone called Dyson.
     
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  6. Dys

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    RE: Never trust a dog with orange eyebrows..

    Seconded.
     
    Dyson, Sep 7, 2006
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    have a good time all of the time......
     
    pompey_red, Sep 7, 2006
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  8. Gue

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    Don't live in London.
     
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    Never f.uck a ginger *****.

    From mi fatha that one.
     
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    who says parental skills are on the decline !
     
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    don't eat poo and don't drink wee.
     
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    Never go to.....

    ....Niche in Sheffield. Still went there mind, despitebeing warned. Spent the whole time in the corner, scared out my mind. A few weeks later the manager got stabbed outside. Never been back.
     
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  13. Dys

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    What were you scared of?

    Someone popping a cap in yo' ass?
     
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    RE: What were you scared of?

    That was quite high on the "things to be scared of" list. Along with the small, 60-something transvestite and the rasta guy in the orange NCB jacket. Was all a bit much to take in at 7am on a Sunday to be honest.......
     
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    Never hit another person in anger

    unless your positive you can get away with it.
     
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    never buy a mermaid a pair of tights
     
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  17. Gue

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    Like Spinal Taps Viv Savage?.
     
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  18. Gue

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    Try everything once apart from morris dancing and gay sex
     
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    Always try to be polite' if not say nothing.... :)
     
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    RE: Don't live in London.

    Tha'll get rammed up the ass or bombed down here. One or t'other.
     
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