He has the first touch of an elephant and close control of my 2 yr old nephew. He would however knock defenders out of the way
Like a few years ago when M'Voto suddenly found himself haring the length of the field having abandoned his defensive role for a minute. He made it right up to the other end before messing it up. THAT was comedy gold
M"Voto was comedy gold because he was certainly not a footballer , he was to football what Ghandi was to stamp collecting !
Why didn’t he use his left foot to slide it into the open goal ?? Footballers should be made to kick with their weaker foot from an early age. That way they might grow up two-footed. Imagine that!
There are so many good things about that. M'Voto's three awful touches in a row, the open net miss, the sheer inevitability, but my favourite is that the one who busts a gut to get up the other end of the pitch isn't an opposition defender to stop M'Voto and it isn't a Barnsley player to support M'Voto, it's the bloody ref! He definitely wants M'Voto to play it inside so he can slot home.
It's brilliant. I still to this day wish he'd had slotted it home. Remember all the ground willing him on. Only to burst into laughter as it trickled wide
Johnson said he was "Championship minimum" on his day. I'm a bit surprised he's not playing for Bristol City.