Chuck Norris....

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  1. Kev b

    Kev b Well-Known Member

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    I think you know what to do...
     
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    Chuck Norris doesn't do press ups - he pushes the earth down
     
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    Chuck Norris has stopped bending iron bars across his .... pen is.... his wrists have gone.
     
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    Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice
     
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    Chuck Norris died five years ago. Death just hasn't plucked up the courage to tell him yet.
     
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    Chuck Norris built the hospital that he was born in.
     
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    Chuck Norris told ar lass to shut it.
     
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    Church Norris punched a horse, and invented the giraffe
     
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    Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
     
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    Chuck Norris w4nked so hard his foreskin fell off, so he strangled a chicken and sewed the chickens skin on his c0ck... without pain relief.
     
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    Chuck Norris is that hard his own nightmares are scared of him
     
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    Does his cousin Chuff Norris live up Brampton?
     
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    Chuck Norris gave me the information regarding the fletcher signing the other day
     
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    I admire deeply the man's lifetime work and contribution to not only the arts but to the advancement of life itself.
    Always respected the mix of of reflection on deep rooted social issues, always being prepared to tackle thorny ecological dilemmas, a deep thinking altruist, did he ever ask for acclaim....did he ***k.
     
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    God created Life. Chuck Norris created God.
     
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    Where do I chuck him?
     
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    Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad...
     
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    Chuck Norris was there to greet the first man on the moon
     

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