Competition Time

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  1. shed131

    shed131 Well-Known Member

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    Lets all take a guess at when the take over will be compleated...first prize is satisfaction you were right and makes you a proper fan ...no cheating....biting or scratching , or pulling hair...allowed

    im sticking with that load off b0ll0cks i posted earlier

    13th October

    date only allowed
    competition rules
    no one under age of consent due to cleansing ritual
    anybody posting any more drivel like the above please note ive cursed the thread....be aware you will develop a huge boil on your bum hole and thus you will have to get it lanced in public
    At the same time you will need to bleach any bum hairs you have and then dye them blue with white stripes
    To remove any curse one is advised to show ones bare bottom on the Ponty end at the next home game whilst shouting i need cleansing..... please be aware at this point you maybe either lucky or unlucky
    ( depends how you view it really ) the organiser is not to be held responsible for your pain or pleasure , but asks that you respect your fellow fans.
    if to say you get torpedoed make the noise of a cow this will show you are in pain
    if you are lets say enjoying it please sing by all means

    Please note ......its come to the attention that some go..........MOOOOOOO ............N......... RIVER WIDER THAN A MILE, im crossing you in style some day.....
    Enjoy...and post your take over dates
     
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    1st of November.
     
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    5th October
     
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    Extremely Northern Well-Known Member

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    Next Thursday whatever date that is.
     
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    I'll also go with Friday 13th October.
     
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    22nd November, because I see no reason why it wouldn't take another two months to conclude.
     
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    Mischievous night
     
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    arabian_ian Well-Known Member

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    Remember, Remember the 5th of November.
     
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    I thought of that one. But it's on a Sunday this year. And I don't think it'll be concluded on a Sunday.
     
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    who..... i sayyyyyy Matron .....we are doing well ....nobody risking the boil on the bum hole...curse pmsl
     
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    Get your answers in before deadline day....
     
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