Crazy Names (True)

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    Pasta Banned Idiot

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    Let me start a thread, that should hopefully be funny (rather than some of the attention-seeking and personal abuse that I have recently read)......

    What is the funniness and true name you have come across?

    I have previously done some business with a guy called Charles Myring.

    He signed all his paperwork as........ C Myring.
     
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    Knew someone called Peter Ennis
     
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    Dad taught a Pat Bottom
     
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    Here in the metropolis of Wombwell, we have a.......Wayne Kerr
     
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    General manager of Drain Doctor is calle Robin Banks..... made me laugh anyway
     
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    These take some beating

    http://thechive.com/2010/06/25/parents-can-be-cruel-to-their-kids-and-hilarious-20-photos/


     
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    The guy in charge of the Barnsley programme to get men to check their balls for testicular cancer is Dr Ballac.
     
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    Ars Bandeet - ex Algerian football player. And there is Ben Dirs the BBC boxing journo. An ex director of mine was called Wilfred Huck but went by the shortened Wilf.
     
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    I used to know a businessman in Manchester called Roger Mee, which one day prompted one of the best questions I've ever heard. My boss's (female) secretary said, "Peter, would you like to speak to James Smith or Roger Mee?"
     
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    Just found out a Michael Hunt is joinin our company a week on Monday. One of the girls in the office couldn't understand our s******s!!
     
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    Swear filter didn't like 'sn1ggers'!!!
     
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    One of the more recent ones I heard was an Aide to Barrack Obama called Randy Bumgardner "true"
     
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    Fuchs and Kuntz were a strike pairing for one of the German teams in the 90s.
    Commantry team even kept a straight face.
     
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    Bloke we did business with in USA, named Tits Ferrari........what a name!
     
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    Thought that was Ballak and Kuntz or was that the international team
     
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    No one of the club teams.
     
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    I'm thinking Ballak and Kuntz played together in Englands group in 2000 euros or am I talking Ballak and Kuntz
     
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    knew a Richard head in the raf. ginger ***** in America, and Bradley walsh's favourite ...... fanny schmeler
     
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    Fanny Schmeler.....beauty!

    Both my young teenage daughters were literally in tears when they saw this on TV.
     
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    Knew a lad at tech called Richard Ayres.

    We all called him Dick or Pube :D
     
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