Daft Christmas perfume adverts

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  1. Dar

    Darfield138 Well-Known Member

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    At the best of times a bit of frippery and nonsense but surely one of the biggest own goals of all time by savage by Dior. Johnny Depp drives into the desert and digs a shallow grave with a shovel from his boot. Presume he's burying his ex.?? Biggest ever marketing faux Pas??
     
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    Vinnie Jones ad for brut is just pap
     
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    Darfield138 Well-Known Member

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    Ok its rubbish. But it doesn't have overtones of driving to a remote location to bury something featuring a man who has just been found in a court of law to have beaten his wife over a prolonged period
     
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    Agree CR. Not a perfume ad, but the one fronted by Kevin Bacon re- mobile
    where he implies anyone who doesn't have the handset he's plugging should
    be envious. Not me old lad. I've got a Samsung on EE for £8 a month through
    Virgin Media and it does everything I require of it thanks.
     
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    He's burying the perfume. It smells that ***** he has to bury it.
     
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    He could be burying one of the bed sheets, seems after their parties and crackers lifestyle sh*tting the bed was a regular occurrence. Better than the trainspotting way of trying to hide evidence and get the sheets into the washer.
     
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    Best advert is that one where they are developing photographs and get a bit frisky afterwards they put on some perfume that's so bad they decide to chuck themselves off a tall building. I still can't work out if it was the perfume or bad sex that prompted the suicide.
     
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    Reckon it was set on Christmas Eve morning and they'd just found out Percy Turner's had sold out of pork pies.
     
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    A Barnsley lass doesn' t need fancy perfume to woo her man. All she needs is to cut a warm Percy Turner's growler in half and rub each half on her boobs. No Barnsley man could resist that 'come on'.
     
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    Best advert was in Lethal Weapon:

     
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    Nar if she comes prepared with a bottle of HP Brown in her handbag I'd be smitten.
     
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