It might be my age & small bladder, but I never get to the toilets in time and end up wetting myself!
No wonder your young un's are all full of bird flu and asthma, weshing your 'ands. Bit of **** on your hands or **** under your finger nails builds your immune system.
Typical, I nearly went for a wee before going home but didn’t want to join the queue so didn’t bother. I wonder if we’ve had any upgrades.
Was it a Dyson airblade? I know two lads that circumcised themselves on one of those trying to wash their bells.
No, but they are high powered and blow warm air. Unbelievable considering the ones previously which farted cold air on your hands.