Foreigners are completely pathetic and useless

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  1. Gegenpresser

    Gegenpresser Well-Known Member

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    ... at getting the Brits to listen to and like songs sung in their native tongue.

    Feel free to post your favourite song sung with nothing English coming out of the gob of the singer.

    (Gazza singing "Fog on the Tyne" doesn't qualify).

    There's been one or two Eurovision winners that I could propose amongst others but my own favourite - I doubt anyone remembers it - is Vado Via by Drupi. I love it.

    I think it's because he seems to say "I'm on your side" every now and then, when really I knew he didn't say that, cos it's his language. He's probably saying "I'm shagging your girlfriend".

    Anyone else with a different language song they adore, but have no idea at all what's been sung?
     
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    Gypsy Kings.
     
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    Gegenpresser Well-Known Member

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    Given that they've issued 15 albums or more, I might hope for something a little more considered.
     
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    Plastic Bertrand - "Ca plane pour moi"

     
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    Love this song :)
     
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    No idea why but i love it :D
     
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    Apologies. I just wanted to quote a band that don't sing in English yet are successful here. They're few and far between.
    I'll do my best to consider harder next time.
     
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    He sings "You are the King of the divan" somewhere in that one. For some reason. So I disqualify it.
     
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    Not many lyrics in it but quality song

     
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    Gegenpresser Well-Known Member

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    I do have that on a CD. Bought it because of that "song". I have a native American CD purchased using the same logic.
     
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    Love a bit of Enigma.
     
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    Tell him Luigi
     
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    Blimey I've got that album too!

    Didn't realise I was so universal. Time for some introspection...
     
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    Nena, 99 red balloons. We had to learn it in German at school.
     
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    Is that the waiter off Fawlty Towers?
    Nowt to do with the plain looking female singer trying along with the others to shittita?
     
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    Nessun Dorma.
    Volarè
     
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    Went to see Santana years ago at Manchester Arena after finishing my degree. Superb concert.
     
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    She should have shaved her armpits though.
     
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    A fine bit of German indie pop

     

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