Reminds me of a real Del Boy character in the village where I grew up. He had the reputation of being able to lay his hands on anything that local folks needed and that he could literally sell ice to the Eskimos. His mate a local farmer tasked him with flogging 10 tons of manure for a 50% share of the takings. He bought some clear plastic sacks and spent hours shovelling 50kg of manure into each sack and then he took to the road flogging them. One of my mates drove the lorry for him and was telling us that the lad called Dek was desperate to sell at all costs. On one particular call an old lady enquired " does it keep.?" to which Dek asked " have you got a freezer.?".
