Genuine offer of help for Hecky

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  1. fir

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    I have a day off on Friday. I'll come in to Oakwell, and I will answer every call from other clubs and tell them all to f*ck off.

    I'm also more than happy to tell contracted players that they are seeing their contracts out.

    I don't know much about contract negotiations, but do know how to get rid of cold callers.
    I don't have any experience of working with pro footballers, but I do know how to deal with a bunch of kids. It's virtually the same.

    Let me know.
     
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    We are in enough trouble.
     
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    be careful not to be side-tracked with enquiries about the players and save your biggest f*** off for that call(s?) enquiring about Hecky!
     
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    I've offered to help cutting the grass.
     
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    I'll offer my services too..
    I'll buy chocolate chip cookies...and them Reyt posh liebniz biscuits.

    Then our bazza can put his feet back on the old oak desk..and nod off.. just incase he gets any ideas about answering any ringing phones!
     
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    Maybe we could club together and install a fish tank?
     
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