I'm struggling to keep pace with all this frantic activity in the search for a new manager. It's only been 5 weeks and already we've got a short list. An extremely short list. Won't be long now, it's just a matter of time. An extremely long time.
What, like no communication? No, no, no, no, that will never happen, our owners are so open and honest with the fans, they would never do such a thing. They'll probably bring Morais back.
The nutrition coach will be Germ Knödel, and the new BFM* will be Kaiser Schmarrn. * Body Flab Monitor
I've heard Doppel Gänger has been seen at Oakwell today, although it could have been someone that looks like him.
Ah, the famous Doppelgänger twins! They would double our points total overnight, with their well drilled 8-8-4 formation. Clean sheets are the norm as they usually pick 2 goalkeepers. What could possibly go wrong?
We had to sell half of them as we hadn't allocated their increased food costs in the spreadsheet. Sadly we sold half of each, rather than one whole one.... it didn't end well.
Are they the ones who play the good cop bad cop analogy? One is always laughing and joking The other is a sauerkraut Now al get mi coit !